3 couples go to a priest to see about joining the church, he tells them that they must refrain from sex for three months.
Well they come back in three months and he asks the first couple, an older couple, if they have had sex. He replies,"well the first 2 months weren't bad, but the last one was murder, but we did it!" the priest says, "good, good welcome to the church.
The priest asks the second couple, more middle-aged, and the husband replies,"well the first month wasn't bad but the last two were really hard, but we did it!" The priest says, "good, good, welcome to the church"
Well, finally the the priest asks the newlyweds and the husband replies,"Well, the first day was kinda rough but the second day she bent over to pick up a head of lettuce and boy did I let her have it!" the priest replies "Well I'm afraid you are not welcome in the Catholic church."
the husband tells him,"That's okay, we're not welcome in Stop and Shop anymore either!.

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this is not even stupid funny boooooo!!!!!!!!!

Good one Rob,some people don't have a sense of humor.

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