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Old 5th October 2009, 07:28 PM
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A notable gynecologist once said,

"The best engine in the world is the vagina..

It can be started with one finger.

It is self-lubricating.

It takes any size piston.

And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so damn temperamental."
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Old 5th October 2009, 09:02 PM
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They don't always start with one finger, ha ha ha
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Old 5th October 2009, 09:12 PM
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great joke that is my favorite engine
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Old 6th October 2009, 03:13 AM
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They don't always start with one finger, ha ha ha
heheheh i agree with you 100%
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Talking Best engine NOT!
After a 100,000 miles they no longer lubricate themselves either!
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kinda funny; not sure if appropriate for this site though...
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Old 6th October 2009, 04:32 PM
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kinda funny; not sure if appropriate for this site though...


#2. This is For Humor and Fun only Keep it that way , don't be stupid
and post something someone might not find funny,
NO racist Post AT ALL !! use common sense.


lovekl >>> you quote "kinda funny" <<< so my take on that is... I'll not remove JOKE as it falls within the rules >>> lol
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Good engine but when it changes its own oils, it drives me nuts.
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kinda funny; not sure if appropriate for this site though...
I thought it was funny as heck myself and plus it was a Mod who posted it so I think it is appropriate.
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Old 7th October 2009, 03:45 PM
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Very Funny,
Let's not be to politically correct, lets leave that to the serious people...
My wife thought it was funny, Except my reply that it doesn't always start with one finger.. ha ha ha
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