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Old 18th September 2009, 07:55 AM
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The Sensitive Man

The Sensitive Man

A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and, as he shows her around his apartment,she
notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
them, and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put
into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large
collection of Teddy Bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side,
but doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and she finds herself
thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.

He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her
in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each
other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, creativity and
heat than she has ever kn own.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how
was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her
eyes, and says:



'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'
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Old 18th September 2009, 12:36 PM
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That's funny. Later!!!!!!!!!!
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