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Old 17th September 2009, 01:41 AM
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Talking lifesavers

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry

Yellow................Lemon

Green..................Lime

Orange ...............Orange






Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.




The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'


Wait for it.....!!!!!!!!



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One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!


The teacher had to leave the room!

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LOL!!! This one is just too much!!!
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