Fishing Trip >>> LOL
Fishing Trip
Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming
fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go
this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing
and name
calling, Dave headed home frustrated.
The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake they were
shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting on the dock, fishing rod
in hand, and drinking a beer.
His buddies asked, "How did you talk your missus into letting you go
Dave?"
Dave replied, last night I came home and slumped down in my chair
with a beer to drown my sorrows thinking how much I wanted to go
fishing. Then the ol'lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and
said, "Surprise".
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful
see through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom and tie
me to the bed and you can do whatever you want".
SO I DID AND HERE I AM!
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