After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have
to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my
curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof
enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.'

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Very Funny

Maybe So...Not Funny.... LOL

Why is it not funny, I kind of got a chuckle or two out of it?

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wow man wow

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