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GrnMachine · #1 (**permalink**) 28th February 2009, 01:57 AM

True Friendship
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this cardjust the stone cold truth of my friendship to you.

1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunkand plot revenge against the sorry bastard or ****ing bitch who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit your ****ing sissywhining.
6. When you are confused– I will arrange for you a golf lesson, or order you a strong drink.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.If you die I will say nice things about you at your funeral.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask?, "Because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

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