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Old 27th February 2009, 02:13 PM
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Talking Aren't older women great?

After being married for 35 years, I took a careful look at my
> >> wife one day & said, Honey, 35 years ago we had a cheap
> apartment, a
> >> cheap car, slept on a sofa bed & watched a 10-inch black & white
> >> TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot & sexy 19 year-
> old gal.
> >>
> >> Now I have a $ 650,000 home, a $55,000 car, nice big bed & plasma
> >> screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year-old woman. It
> seems to me that
> >> you're not holding up your side of the bargain.
> >>
> >> My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out &
> find a hot,
> >> 19 year-old gal & she would make sure that I would once again
> be living
> >> in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa
> bed &
> >> watching a 10-inch black & white TV.
> >>
> >> Aren't older women great?
> >>
> >> They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
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Old 27th February 2009, 02:15 PM
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YUP up too you what you really want now hehehhe
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Old 27th February 2009, 03:38 PM
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yup your right on this one,Older woman are great as a 36yr old woman married for 23yrs to the same man I'm glad to see where still loved by are men.He He He
beside's why would you want to be confussed as that younger woman dad! Dont think that has never happen to older man! Your awesome on your work here and funny too.
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Old 3rd March 2009, 11:09 PM
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i perfer younger women
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Old 4th March 2009, 12:27 AM
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good one haha
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