Lena is pregnant with Ole's child.
Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, I tink it's time!'

So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the
hospital to have their first baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole
and said, 'A son! Ain't dat great!'
Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke
up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!'
The doctor den held up a little girl. He said, 'Hey, Ole!
You got you a daughter!' She's a pretty little ting, too.'
Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said,
'Holey Moley, Ole we still ain't done yet!' The doctor
then delivered another boy and said, Ole, you yust had yourself
another boy!'
Ole was flabbergasted by this news!
A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three children home
in the self-propelled combine.

He was real serious and he asked Lena , 'How come we got tree on the
first try?'
Lena said, 'You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and
you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?'
Ole said, 'Yeah, I do.
Uffda! It's a dam good ting I didn't get the WD-40.

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