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Old 12th February 2009, 04:37 AM
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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1)Fine---This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes--If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing--This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead--This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh--This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 f or the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay--This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks--A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever--Is a woman's way of sayingF--YOU!

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it--Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Old 12th February 2009, 02:41 PM
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hahahaha so true MOD
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Old 12th February 2009, 05:42 PM
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Dude you must know my wife hehehehehe LOL that how she is 100% LOL poor me man
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Old 13th February 2009, 12:44 PM
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so true,so true,so true...i see you met my wife bro....lol
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Oh so so true,I have seen this and about all of these phrases in action.lol
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Old 15th February 2009, 03:56 PM
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completely agree with you
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Hmm, I don't get it?
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Old 27th February 2009, 02:05 PM
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Hmm, I don't get it?
LOL do you have a wife or a girl friend if YES then you will get it
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