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Old 22nd August 2008, 06:04 PM
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Talking A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.




Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.


This is how it manifests:



I decide to water my garden.



As I turn on the hose in the driveway,



I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.



As I start toward the garage,



I notice mail on the porch table that



I brought up from the mail box earlier.



I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.



I lay my car keys on the table,



put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,



and notice that the can is full.



So, I decide to put the bills back



on the table and take out the garbage first.



But then I think,



since I'm going to be near the mailbox



when I take out the garbage anyway,



I may as well pay the bills first.



I take my check book off the table,



and see that there is only one check left.



My extra checks are in my desk in the study,



so I go inside the house to my desk where



I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.



I'm going to look for my checks,



but first I need to push the Coke aside



so that I don't accidentally knock it over.



The Coke is getting warm,



and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.



As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,



a vase of flowers on the counter



catches my eye--they need water.



I put the Coke on the counter and



discover my reading glasses that



I've been searching for all morning.



I decide I better put them back on my desk,



but first I'm going to water the flowers.



I set the glasses back down on the counter,



fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.



Someone left it on the kitchen table.



I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,



I'll be looking for the remote,



but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,



so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,



but first I'll water the flowers.



I pour some water in the flowers,



but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.



So, I set the remote back on the table,



get some towels and wipe up the spill.



Then, I head down the hall trying to



remember what I was planning to do.



At the end of the day:



the car isn't washed



the bills aren't paid



there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter



the flowers don't have enough water,



there is still only 1 check in my check book,



I can't find the remote,



I can't find my glasses,



and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.



Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,



I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,



and I'm really tired.



I realize this is a serious problem,



and I'll try to get some help for it,



but first I'll check my e-mail....
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Old 22nd August 2008, 06:25 PM
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I have that to, if you find a cure let me know,sounds like one of my days!
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I have that to, if you find a cure let me know,sounds like one of my days!

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Old 22nd August 2008, 07:52 PM
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Oh well said man happens to me a lot two you are not alone.
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Oh well said man happens to me a lot two you are not alone.
A product of age LOL >> >> >> Thanks
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Hey GM you saying were getting old? I resimble that comment! lol!!!
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Hey GM you saying were getting old? I resimble that comment! lol!!!

LMAO >> >> >> bass
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That`s happen to me and i `m pretty young
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That`s happen to me and i `m pretty young

seems to be in the water >> >> >> LOL
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