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Old 5th January 2008, 06:45 PM
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A blonde walks into a autobody shop and asks if the technician can fix the dent in her car's fender.The tech see's that she doesn't look to bright so he decides to have some fun with her.After checking out the car he gives her an estimate of $1,000.00.She is sort of unhappy about it so the tech says to her"why don't you fix it yourself".She asks him "how could I do that?"Looking very seriously he says"You go home put the car in the drive and when it cools off you get down on your hands and knees put your mouth over the tail pipe here and BLOW as hard as you can and that dent should pop out with the increase in air pressure in the car".The blonde thanks him very much and goes home.When the car has cooled down she gets down on hand and knees and begins to blow very hard.About this time her room mate also a blonde looks out and sees her doing this.She comes out and asks "what in the world are you doing?"The blonde explains this what the autobody guy said to do to get the dent out without spending the 1,000.oo.The roommate just shakes her head and tells her "silly girl it will never work that way,everybody knows you have to wind up all the windows first!!
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Old 30th March 2008, 12:14 AM
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funny stuff!!!!!!!!!!!1
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