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Old 1st December 2007, 11:55 PM
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Two Bulls

Two bulls are standing on a hill looking over their herd of cows.One is a bigger older bull and the other is a younger smaller bull. The bulls are discussing the fact that the rancher is bringing in a third bull to help service the cows. The older bigger bull says "There is no way that I am sharing any of my cows with and newcomer." The younger smaller bull replys "Well there is no way I'm sharing any my cows either!" Later that afternoon a truck bearing the rancher and pulling a fifth wheel trailer pulls into the field.The rancher pulls open the gates and out comes this gigantic bull.The new bull starts pawing the ground, his eyes start turning red and snot starts running out of his huge nostrils. The older bull observing this says "Well on second thought maybe I will share some of my cows with the new bull". The old bull looks over at the smaller younger bull and sees that he has started pawing the ground and that his eyes are red and snot is flowing from his nose.The older bull says to little bull "are you crazy..are you going to fight that enormous bull?" Little bull replys "Hell no! I'm just letting him know I am not a cow!"
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Old 31st March 2008, 03:00 PM
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funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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