A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing is wrong' and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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hehehhe good one man

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HAHAHA it's not that funny!!!

A Texan dies and goes to heaven. He meets St.Peter at the pearly gates.Looking up at the gates the Texan says to St.Peter "Back in on my ranch in Texas I had gates bigger than that at my Ranch!" St.Peter shrugges his shoulders and leads the Texan to a large BBQ prepared for all the newcomers to heaven that day. Again the Texan speaks up "Back on my ranch in Texas I had BBQ's bigger than that!". St,Peter is now a little detered so he leads the Texan over to a huge precipise which runs further than the eye can see in both directions.St.Peter tells the Texan to look over the edge.The Texan leans over and before his eyes are the raging fires of hell .St.Peter asks the Texan if he has anything like that in Texas. The Texan responds "No...but I know a coupls of guys the might be able to put it out!"

funny joke!!!!!!!!

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