> Once upon a time
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> in a land far away,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> a beautiful, independent,
> self-assured princess
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> happened upon a frog as she sat
> contemplating ecological issues
> on the shores of an unpolluted pond
> in a verdant meadow near her castle.
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> The frog hopped into the princess' lap
> and said: " Elegant Lady,
> I was once a handsome prince,
> until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> One kiss from you, however,
> and I will turn back
> into the dapper, young prince that I am
>
> ~~~~~~~~
> and then, my sweet, we can marry
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> and set up housekeeping in Your castle, AND
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> my mother will live with us.
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> where You can prepare my meals,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> clean my clothes, bear my children,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> and forever feel
>
> grateful and happy doing so. "
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> That night,
> ~~~~~~~~
> as the princess dined sumptuously
> ~~~~~~~~
> on lightly-sauteed frog legs
> ~~~~~~~~
> seasoned in a white wine
> ~~~~~~~
> and onion cream sauce,
> ~~~~~~~~
> she chuckled and thought to herself:
> ~~~~~~~~
> I don't ****in think so.
>
>

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