I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend today. It's been
years since I have seen her. We lost track of time, chatting about the
wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up
and rekindling a little of that "old magic."

"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a
bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I
don't really have the "energy" I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge..

"Yeah," I said. "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of
muscle tone ..... everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed,
and I am developing jowls like a great Dane.!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby grey haired older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. "Anyway", she giggled, "I've
put on a few pounds myself!"
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So I told her to screw off.

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LOL. Too funny!

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