Enjoy - C&P from a roving e-mail group.

There was a beautiful young blonde at a soda machine
in Las Vegas, and she arrived there just before a
business man coming to quench his thirst. She
Got money from her purse, put in 50 cents, studied the
machine a short while, pushed a Diet Coke selection,
and out came a Diet Coke. She placed it on a
counter next to the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a
dollar. She inserted it into the machine, studied
the machine carefully, pushed the button for Coke
Classic, and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents
change.

She immediately took the 50 cents, put it back into
the machine, studied the machine again, then pushed
the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew.
She placed the Coke Classic and the Mountain Dew on
the counter next to the Diet Coke.

As she was reaching into her purse again, the
business man, who'd been waiting patiently for
several minutes by then, spoke up. "Excuse me,
miss, but are you done yet?"

She looked at him and indignantly asked, "Well, Duh!
Can't you see I'm still winning?"

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hehe good one.............

Lmao

funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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