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Old 2nd June 2009, 02:47 PM
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Thumbs up Ribarski !

Otiš'o Suljo da peca na neko jezero u Americi gde je inače pecanje zabranjeno.

Ribe k'o halve!

Zacas nafat'o punu kantu ribe i taman kren'o kuci, kad' - rotacija; murija!


Policajac: Gospodine, ovdje je pecanje zabranjeno.

- Krivično cete da odgovarate za te ribe!
Suljo: Ovo su moje ribe.
Pandur: Kako tvoje ribe?
Suljo: Pa fino, moje ribe.

- Ja ih svako jutro donesem ovde na jezero, pustim ih da se malo isplivaju,

poslje ih zovnem, one se fino vrate u kantu, odnesem ih kuci i tako svaki dan.



Hocete li da vam pokazem?


Pandur: Hajde bas da i to vidim!


Suljo istrese ribe u jezero.



Tajac nekoliko sekundi.

Drot: Hajd' sad.
Suljo: Sta, hajd' sad'?
Drot: Pa zovi ih.
Suljo: Koga?
Drot: Pa ribe.
Suljo: Koje ribe?
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