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Old 24th March 2009, 07:35 PM
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Haso i njegova glava

Srete Mijo na ulici Hasa pa veli:
Dje ces, Haso?
Trazim po cijelome gradu da mi daju nesto za glavu!
A kolko mislis dobit za nju?
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Old 25th March 2009, 04:28 AM
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hehehee super je vic
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Old 25th March 2009, 05:01 PM
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hehehee super je vic
Hvala BB. I meni je pao na dusu.
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Thumbs up Ribarski!

U ranu zoru probudise Mijo, pa budi Jelu da mu spremi rusak da ide u ribe. Ona sve spremi i vrati se u krevet, a Mijo napolje da upali auto ( hladno) pokusavao on pola sata nece nikako i odustane pa se vrati u kucu raspremi se i nazad u krevet se uvuce. Kad ce ti Jela njemu : jeli hladno , a Mijo odgovara : jasta je , Jela ce : A onaj moj budala otisao u ribe?
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Old 10th April 2009, 08:21 PM
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U ranu zoru probudise Mijo, pa budi Jelu da mu spremi rusak da ide u ribe. Ona sve spremi i vrati se u krevet, a Mijo napolje da upali auto ( hladno) pokusavao on pola sata nece nikako i odustane pa se vrati u kucu raspremi se i nazad u krevet se uvuce. Kad ce ti Jela njemu : jeli hladno , a Mijo odgovara : jasta je , Jela ce : A onaj moj budala otisao u ribe?
heheheheh sta ces takve su zene nemozes sa njima nemozes bez njiha
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Old 10th April 2009, 10:31 PM
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Zenidba

Sin pita oca:
Koliko košta ženidba?
Otac:
Ne znam, sine. Ja još i sad plaćam.
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