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Old 21st April 2009, 01:33 AM
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Talking Newfoundlander Hooker ?

A Newfoundlander was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the Shadows. "Twenty dollars." she whispers. Joe had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm making love to me wife Jill!" the Newfoundlander answers sounding annoyed. "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know." "Well, neider did I, til ya shined that light in her face!"
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