Funny Insult Quotes




"Your as quick as a tree”


"Your as quick as a tortoise on Prozac."


"You haven’t got all the dots on your dice."


"You suffer delusions of adequacy."


"You’ve got rooms to let in your attic."


"If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate."


"You’re not the brightest light in the harbour."


"You’re not the brightest light on the Christmas tree."


"You are one tambourine short of a Salvation Army band."

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