Funny Insult Jokes




" Your receiver is off the hook."


"Your chimney's clogged!!!”


" You have too much yardage between the goal posts."


" You are full-grown in body only."


"Your as confused as a baby in a topless bar."


" You have nothing under your hat but hair.”


" You’re not the brightest crayon in the box."


" Both your oars aren't in the water."


" You’re one quarter short of a dollar.”

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