Funny Insult Jokes



"You forgot to pay your brain bill.”


"Your sewing machine's run out of thread."


"Your antenna doesn't pick up all the channels."


"You’re missing a few buttons on your remote control."


"If you had another brain, it would be lonely."


"You haven’t got the brains god gave turnips."


"You have an intellect only rivalled only by garden tools.”


" You would need to study to become a half-wit."


" Your brain is so small there’s an echo in your head when you talk”


"You haven’t got sense enough to spit downwind."


" There’s no grain in your silo."

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