Insult One Liners


"You don't have all your cornflakes in one box."


"You are all foam and no beer."


"You are a few peas short of a casserole."


"The cheese has slid off your cracker."


"Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel."


"You’re as smart as bait – but less attractive.”


"You are a few beers short of a six-pack.”


"You don’t have all your dogs on the one leash."


"You don’t know much but top the league in nostril hair.”


"You’re a few feathers short of a whole duck.”


"Your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.”

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