The Greatest Lies in the World


I don't need to use a condom; I've had a vasectomy and tested negative for STDs.

A representative of the government says...

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Operator, my calling card number is...

You look like you haven't aged a day.

No, I don't think that outfit makes you look fat.

This is what it will cost to repair your car.

If elected, I promise...

You're going to love working here.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Nine out of ten people surveyed said...

Please hold, and a customer service representative will be with you shortly.

I'll only take a minute of your time.

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I'm being totally unbiased.

I promise I'll pull out in time.

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