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Old 16th May 2008, 12:24 PM
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Talking Funny Stuff ??

Yo mama is so fat that I run around her for exercise.



Yo mama is so fat that when she asked,
- “Why is the grass always greener on the other side?” Everyone replied,
- “Cause you aren't standing on it.”



Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass she gotta make two trips.



Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.



Yo mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch!



Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.



Yo mama's tears go down her butt because they are too scared to go down here face!



You're so ugly, yo' mama had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you!



Yo mama is so hairy her knees have bangs!



Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.



Yo mama is so fat, she shows up on radar.
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