Yo Mama is like a drug; everyone does her, but no one admits it.



Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed!



Your mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.



Yo mama's so old that her friend told her to act her age and she dropped dead.



Yo Mama is so fat, when she gets out on the dance floor, she makes the band skip.



Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!



Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.



Yo' Mama is so dumb, that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.



Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, a fight broke out in the delivery room. There was a brawl over who got to slap her mom first.



Yo mama so stupid, when you were born she saw the umbilical cord and said,
- “Hey it comes with cable!”

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